Ahoy hoy, all!

If you're feeling an empty void in your heart where a certain axe used to be, might I suggest you cut back on the iron and try eating a little more crow?

Ha ha ha! Ahhhh. That was a terrible joke and now I feel bad about myself. Truly, I have no friends.Anyway, I'm currently writing a progressive cultivation Xianxia thingy now.

It's called

It's a daring tale of Derring Dao (get it?) about a young loser cheerfully wasting his life away until he's forced to become a cultivator in order to protect his hometown from monsters, demons, other cultivators, and a notorious five-man group of teenage psychopaths who transform into color-coded spandex clad terrorists and smash entire cities into dust with their stupid giant robot.

What a bunch of pricks!

The story again is called magic

Why not check it out?

Liiiiink. Curse of the Stupid Fat Crow! A reluctant tale of Cultivation | Royal Road