Dori was very drunk.

"I'm a little drunk." She tripped and fell into the soft grass.

"Make that very drunk."Barbellbarian dropped down next to her.

"I agree, you’re very drunk.

And this is far away enough from the others for little girls that want to make a lot of noise."The two moved together, tossing armor, weapons and clothing randomly around them and then started doing something that Bennie was confused about.

Part of him said this was how you made more bunnies, but he knew that to make more bunnies you just found the bones in the meadow and stared at them until they got up and followed you.

He and the rest of the fluffle stayed quiet and watched for a bit until Bennie got bored.

The female was VERY noisy.

It made Bennie's job so much easier.

His brave, unthinking warriors moved forward grabbing clothing, armor, and everything else and dragged it back to the burrow where they hid during the day.

By the time the noise and thrashing stopped the only thing that hadn't been stolen was a cloak the two had spread on the grass.

The female was patting the grass in the dark, "Shit, where did you throw my underwear when you took it off?""No clue - I was sort of in a hurry, I'll look for it when I find my pants...damn, drunker than I thought.

We did take our clothes off here, right?" He was looking around, near blind in the dark, when he saw the eyes.

Small red eyes, close to the ground and glowing with malice.

One pair, two pair, six pair....

dozens, all around them."Sorry babe, but I think we woke up the bunnies that the newbies hunt." A dark shape darted forward and he kicked it away, hearing bones snap."Those aren't bunnies idiot, and there are a lot of them, we need to run.""Not without my pants! Just kick them until they leave."Dozens of the little shapes moved in, biting at ankles and feet, and getting stomped.

The male picked up one of his warriors and yelled in a high-pitched voice, "Oh crap! Undead! They're nothing but bones." The bulk of his horde got to them.

Some bit and got stomped, others attached their jaws to the soft flesh and began to bite deeper and deeper.

The woman screamed and ran, but tripped after only a few steps.

His warriors swarmed over her.

The male deserted his mate and ran.

Bennie ran to intercept.

He locked his jaws around the leg just above the ankle and tore loose the tendons.

The male fell.

His warriors came to help.

Eventually, by attrition, they bled the two out and killed them.

And then they began to feed.

Congratulations! You have completed the quest: Kill two Evil Invaders.

Fearless Leader is pleased!Reward: All 37 surviving undead rabbits move to level 2.

All 89 destroyed undead rabbits may be recycled with 20% losses.

Bennie T Bunny has gained the status: Level 3 Named Boss.

You have gained the skill: Skeletal Armor.

Use one skeletal bunny as armor for another.

You have gained the skill: Amalgamation.

Use the remains of 5 skeletal bunnies to create an Undead Bunny Hulk.

These large horrors are nearly the size of a small dog! Skeletal Armor costs 3x the normal amount for Undead Bunny Hulks.New Quest! Kill 3 Evil Invaders.

Cause terror in their ranks!